The Theory

before i start, let me first say that i do not believe in my theory at all
i just got too bored
and i am NOT a racist


Sam's Theory of Skin Colour
(or S.T.O.S.C for short)

When men was first created, everyone was white (i'm talking about American/British white)
when they died,they went to hell
in hell they got slightly burnt and tanned
then they got sent back to earth
as a Chinese
when Chinese people die, they get sent to hell again
got burnt + tanned and then sent back to earth
as Indians
Indians die, go to hell
get more burnt and tanned
and come back to earth as africans
and when africans die.....

they go to heaven
thus meaning heaven is full of africans

but wait, it doesn't end there

after years of living in heaven,
the africans start to become fairer
eventually getting whiter and whiter
untill they're skin colour is same as white people

and thus they're sent back to earth
and the cycle is repeated


that's my theory
make sense no?

and once again, i do not believe in my theory
so please don't send me any hate mails
saying how i'm a racist pig
because i'm not