The Theory

before i start, let me first say that i do not believe in my theory at all
i just got too bored
and i am NOT a racist


Sam's Theory of Skin Colour
(or S.T.O.S.C for short)

When men was first created, everyone was white (i'm talking about American/British white)
when they died,they went to hell
in hell they got slightly burnt and tanned
then they got sent back to earth
as a Chinese
when Chinese people die, they get sent to hell again
got burnt + tanned and then sent back to earth
as Indians
Indians die, go to hell
get more burnt and tanned
and come back to earth as africans
and when africans die.....

they go to heaven
thus meaning heaven is full of africans

but wait, it doesn't end there

after years of living in heaven,
the africans start to become fairer
eventually getting whiter and whiter
untill they're skin colour is same as white people

and thus they're sent back to earth
and the cycle is repeated


that's my theory
make sense no?

and once again, i do not believe in my theory
so please don't send me any hate mails
saying how i'm a racist pig
because i'm not

of Fire Drills and other useless stuff

Ahh, PJ. Good, Fun, Reliable PJ.
The best and most fun way to spend 2 and a half hours in school
So why is it that some moron decided to hold a fire drill 10 mintues into my PJ?!
I mean, come on! We haven't had PJ for almost 2 months now
10 minutes into our first PJ class in 2 months and suddenly a freakin' loud alarm start ringing
and we're all having the WTF expression on our faces
so we're all forced to go down to the field (in the hot sun)
and line up according to our class (in the hot blistering sun)
and sit in the mud (in the freaking hot blistering sun)
yes.
sit in the mud ( in the freaking hot blistering sahara desert-like sun)
what is this? a detention camp?
and did i mention the the sun was freaking, blistering sahara desert-like hot?
and to make our day brighter
we get some pms-ing fireman shouting at us for not lining up in a straight line
(like that's gonna matter if the school's really on fire)
and we get smoke blown into our faces and lungs
not exactly the best way to spend PJ eh?
but at the end of the day, the whole thing gave me 5 things
1- muddy shoes
2- a darker tan
3- heat stroke
4- a bad mood
and 5- inspiration


inspiration for what?

to create a list of useless stuff that we deal with in our life

so here it is


SAM'S LIST OF USELESS STUFF WE DEAL WITH IN OUR LIFE
(or S.L.O.U.S.W.D.W.I.O.L for short)

1) fire drills
2) penalty points
3) surat amarans
4) Pn.Caroline (sorry teacher)
5) add math
6) monthly tests
7) photo frames you got as gifts
8) that t-shirt that's too small at the bottom of your cubboard
9) our f4 and 5 chemistry text book (seriously, have you read the thing? it doesn't tell you anything)
10) my blog posts
11) watches (tell me how often do you look at your phone for the time rather than a watch)
12) pirated computer games/ps2 games/dvds from Summit that doesn't work
13) pas kebenaran keluar class
14) the papan kenyataan at the back of the class (the one with all the subjects)
and other stuff that i can't seem to think of at the moment



(yes i know this post is late...but who cares?)

Stuff I Did This Holiday

*deep breath*

went to lumut,perak with family.spend 3 hours trip to lumut listening to metal songs.went swimming at the beach.went swimming at the pool.played archery. played basketball.played ps2 till 2 am for 3 nights in a row.learnt to play pool.learnt to kayak.learnt to fish.failed to catch any fish.wasted time trying to catch fish.spend 3 hours trip home from lumut by listening to metal songs.watch movie with cell mates.went to sunway with friends.watch movies with friends.laugh ass off during movie with friends.play pool with friends.eat carls jr with friends.go for tuition.play dota.practise drum.practise guitar.stay up late every night.watch tv.spiked my hair.went for g2!.watched another movie with cell mates.go to church.play with my doggies.listen to heavy metal songs.sleep.eat.breath.shit.and waste shit loads of time doing absolutely nothing.


that's about it

on another note: i really really don't wanna go back to school.
but it's not like they're giving us a choice
so SMKKK, here we come