The Sights and Sounds

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gah!

Hi. =)

The Holidays

It's The Holidays!!

time to not do anything for a week
except sleep late
wake up late
eat
and do nothing

yeah baby!!




This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday

Holiday ~ Green Day

Freedom, freedom
Give to me

Freedom ~ Jimi Hendrix

Cause I'm as free as a bird now

Free Bird ~ Lynyrd Skynyrd

as free as a bird?
oh yeah
for one week at least

The Clear-Up

NO!
i am not perasan lah

i just like pretending that i am

The M.A.D Project

Making A Difference!

So we're actually asking, are you Making A Difference yet? There's so much that needs to be done, that can be done, that must be done in our world, our community, in our neighbourhood...and it start with you and me.

Here's some facts... There are 100's of families living below poverty levels in the Klang Valley alone!

A mere RM5 a day can feed a family of 4 for a day!

Many of us spend more than twice that amount on one meal for ourselves..

Never underestimate the power of a single act of kindness, never underestimate the difference that you can make!

We will be having the G2 MAD closing in the form of a ...
MUSIC CARNIVAL (woohoo!)
(better than MTV world stage)
Admission is RM10


there will be a bunch of local bands performing at the event
so try your best to make it

we will be selling our G2 MAD t-shirts on that day as well
(better than nike)
only RM30 per shirt
(cheaper than nike)
and it will save lives!
(also better than nike)
we are taking pre-orders now

here are the designs
they come in black or white
(the pictures are front and back)

if you wanna know more about the event and the t-shirts you can go to:

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/event.php?eid=131747587736&ref=ts
or
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/video/video.php?v=89448052054&oid=16637274199

or you can just ask me

and remember:
BUY A T', SAVE A KID

The Perfection

Why My Life Is (near) Perfect

1. G2!!
   
2. wonderful family
3. wonderful cell group (SPECTRUM!)
4. (kinda) good friends (sometimes)
5. doing kinda ok in studies (is no.1 in the 2nd class good?)
   
6. got the muhney $$ (kinda)
7. awesome drumming skillz (bangga)
8. not that bad looking (eleh)
9. doing kinda good with the laydez (lagi eleh)
10. DOTA
    

Why My Life Is (not) Perfect

1. SPM

nuff' said

(this is what we call a perasan post)

The Chosen One

why me?
why?
damn ns
why did you choose me?
i hate you...


Tahniah! 921105106503
SAMUEL CHEW PAK KHEONG
terpilih menyertai PLKN
Siri 7/2010

tahniah they say...
do i look like i want to be congratulated for being chosen to go to ns?

500 000 17 year olds in Malaysia
100 000 get chosen for ns
and i'm one of them
lucky me....

The Hitler

yo wassup people?


guess what?
i got something to show you all




tadah?
gazi + nazi = well...gazi
or ghazeh as i like to call him

and he's actually more evil than hitler (cue lightning bolt)


i did this some time back and i wanted to share this to the world
(don't laugh at my photoshopping skills)
(kino i know you are laughing now..stop laughing)

what did you say?
you don't know who gazi is?
he doesn't look that evil to you?
well good thing you told me this
cause now i can help you

gazi evil fact 1) he eats baby seals for breakfast
gazi evil fact 2) he pushes old ladies into traffic
gazi evil fact 3) he doesn't belanja you when you ask (the monster!)
gazi evil fact 4) he's name is gazi...how much more closer to nazi can you get?
gazi evil fact 5) have u seen the way he looks?? if that's not evil i don't know what is


so when gazi achieves total world domination and takes over this galaxy
don't say i didn't warn you
cause i did
remember that face
you'll be kneeling before it in 10 years time
C.I.A, if you guys are reading this.....help us!

what did you say?
you scared shitless?
well good thing you have me then..
cause now i can help you

Ways to survive the Gazi Event (or G-day)
1) none

yes, you heard me...
you will not survive G-day
you have no hope
so you might as well give up now
and join us

yes, i said us
you see..preparing that list on how to survive G-day made me realise
that there is no hope for humanity
thus i started kissing up to gazi
and joined him as his right hand man
MUAHAHA!!


now would be a good time for you to start kissing up to gazi
before he start, you know...taking over the world

what did you say?
you haven't start kissing up to him yet?
you're going to start tomorrow?
well i'm sorry for you then
cause gazi the almighty has already started
gazi the almighty is kind
gazi the almighty is righteous
gazi the almighty know all and sees all
gazi the almighty is not watching me rite now
help me!

look outside the window
he's watching you
be afraid...
be very afraid
there is no hope for you
or your family
or your friends
or your cat
you can't escape the inevitable
so run away..
run far far away
run to another planet for all i care
you still can't escape
there will come a day where you will face him
and then you will realise the true horrors of
THE GHAZEH!

*ps. if you are a nazi/hitler fan, this post was not meant to offend you in any way..please don't kill me
**ps. if you are a gazi, this post was meant to offend you in everyway possible...please don't try to kill me...because you'll most probably fail

sorry gazeh! =D