yo wassup people?
guess what?
i got something to show you all
tadah?
gazi + nazi = well...gazi
or ghazeh as i like to call him
and he's actually more evil than hitler (cue lightning bolt)
i did this some time back and i wanted to share this to the world
(don't laugh at my photoshopping skills)
(kino i know you are laughing now..stop laughing)
what did you say?
you don't know who gazi is?
he doesn't look that evil to you?
well good thing you told me this
cause now i can help you
gazi evil fact 1) he eats baby seals for breakfast
gazi evil fact 2) he pushes old ladies into traffic
gazi evil fact 3) he doesn't belanja you when you ask (the monster!)
gazi evil fact 4) he's name is gazi...how much more closer to nazi can you get?
gazi evil fact 5) have u seen the way he looks?? if that's not evil i don't know what is
so when gazi achieves total world domination and takes over this galaxy
don't say i didn't warn you
cause i did
remember that face
you'll be kneeling before it in 10 years time
C.I.A, if you guys are reading this.....help us!
what did you say?
you scared shitless?
well good thing you have me then..
cause now i can help you
Ways to survive the Gazi Event (or G-day)
1) none
yes, you heard me...
you will not survive G-day
you have no hope
so you might as well give up now
and join us
yes, i said us
you see..preparing that list on how to survive G-day made me realise
that there is no hope for humanity
thus i started kissing up to gazi
and joined him as his right hand man
MUAHAHA!!
now would be a good time for you to start kissing up to gazi
before he start, you know...taking over the world
what did you say?
you haven't start kissing up to him yet?
you're going to start tomorrow?
well i'm sorry for you then
cause gazi the almighty has already started
gazi the almighty is kind
gazi the almighty is righteous
gazi the almighty know all and sees all
gazi the almighty is not watching me rite now
help me!
look outside the window
he's watching you
be afraid...
be very afraid
there is no hope for you
or your family
or your friends
or your cat
you can't escape the inevitable
so run away..
run far far away
run to another planet for all i care
you still can't escape
there will come a day where you will face him
and then you will realise the true horrors of
THE GHAZEH!
*ps. if you are a nazi/hitler fan, this post was not meant to offend you in any way..please don't kill me
**ps. if you are a gazi, this post was meant to offend you in everyway possible...please don't try to kill me...because you'll most probably fail
sorry gazeh! =D
guess what?
i got something to show you all
tadah?gazi + nazi = well...gazi
or ghazeh as i like to call him
and he's actually more evil than hitler (cue lightning bolt)
i did this some time back and i wanted to share this to the world
(don't laugh at my photoshopping skills)
(kino i know you are laughing now..stop laughing)
what did you say?
you don't know who gazi is?
he doesn't look that evil to you?
well good thing you told me this
cause now i can help you
gazi evil fact 1) he eats baby seals for breakfast
gazi evil fact 2) he pushes old ladies into traffic
gazi evil fact 3) he doesn't belanja you when you ask (the monster!)
gazi evil fact 4) he's name is gazi...how much more closer to nazi can you get?
gazi evil fact 5) have u seen the way he looks?? if that's not evil i don't know what is
so when gazi achieves total world domination and takes over this galaxy
don't say i didn't warn you
cause i did
remember that face
you'll be kneeling before it in 10 years time
C.I.A, if you guys are reading this.....help us!
what did you say?
you scared shitless?
well good thing you have me then..
cause now i can help you
Ways to survive the Gazi Event (or G-day)
1) none
yes, you heard me...
you will not survive G-day
you have no hope
so you might as well give up now
and join us
yes, i said us
you see..preparing that list on how to survive G-day made me realise
that there is no hope for humanity
thus i started kissing up to gazi
and joined him as his right hand man
MUAHAHA!!
now would be a good time for you to start kissing up to gazi
before he start, you know...taking over the world
what did you say?
you haven't start kissing up to him yet?
you're going to start tomorrow?
well i'm sorry for you then
cause gazi the almighty has already started
gazi the almighty is kind
gazi the almighty is righteous
gazi the almighty know all and sees all
gazi the almighty is not watching me rite now
help me!
look outside the window
he's watching you
be afraid...
be very afraid
there is no hope for you
or your family
or your friends
or your cat
you can't escape the inevitable
so run away..
run far far away
run to another planet for all i care
you still can't escape
there will come a day where you will face him
and then you will realise the true horrors of
THE GHAZEH!
*ps. if you are a nazi/hitler fan, this post was not meant to offend you in any way..please don't kill me
**ps. if you are a gazi, this post was meant to offend you in everyway possible...please don't try to kill me...because you'll most probably fail
sorry gazeh! =D
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